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The Priniciples of Good Luck and Bad Luck.

[Intro]

Everyone is born with a set amount of good luck. As we all know, before we were born the sperm has to get to the egg, and out of millions of them, we reached the egg first, partly due to skill, and also by luck. Out of 2 million sperms, the chances of you reaching the egg first is just a mere 0.00005%. But yet, with a fantastic amount of luck, you reached the egg first. Therefore, every human being u see now is a winner, and are born with a huge amount of good luck.

[The Priniciples of Good Luck and Bad Luck]

Every human being is made up of many atoms, and all atoms have electrons, protons,and nucleons. Good luck are like protons, they cannot move, and when the person is born, the good luck are aready with the person. They cannot be forcefully removed, created, nor destroyed. Bad luck on the other hand, are like electrons. They can move from one person to another, and are all around us, just like electrons. (Nucleons have nothing to do with this, so we’ll leave it out.) Protons are positive, and electrons are negative. So are luck. Good luck is positive, bad luck is negative.

[Why do some people seem to have lots of bad luck then?]

A person is fully positive when born. When a baby is born, does it know jealously, anger, hatred? No. They’re just plain lucky to be born in this world. Unlike poles attract, thus as the baby grows up, bad luck is attracted to it. For example, do you notice how beginners seem to be incrediably lucky? Like a newcomer just joined in the game, and somehow he seems to be winning non-stop? That's because he’s lucky, and that's how the saying “Beginner’s Luck” came about. Thus, the people have bad luck because they are in an area with lots of bad luck, or a high concentration of electrons. The bad luck leeches itself to the body, neutralising the good luck, thus the person seems to have only bad luck.

[How do you get rid of bad luck then?]

Ah ha! Simple really. Just follow the laws of physics: Everything travels from a region of high concentration to a region of lower concentration down a concentration gradient. In other words, diffusion or osmosis. For example, when someone sprays a perfume, you can smell it because the perfume diffuses through the air. So anyway, the solution is just physical contact with another person with a lower concentration of bad luck. For example, clapping the person on his back, or shaking hands. That is where the saying that “If you clap the person on his back when he’s gambling, he’ll lose all his money.” (true saying). Or before a competition the participants shake hands and say “Good luck.” or “May the best man wins.”, because whoever has more bad luck will pass on the other person until both person has an equal amount of luck. Thus the match will be equal. Or when someone says good luck and shake hands with you, your bad luck will go to the person, thus you seem to be luckier than usual.

[What happens if the person has more bad luck than you, and you clap him on the back?]

His bad luck will diffuse to you, unfortunately. Until the both of you have an equal amount of bad luck.

[How do you know how much bad luck you have?]

You don't. You only have a rough estimate by seeing the events around you. If you strike the lottery, then obviously loads of good luck. If you dropped your wallet, lost your keys, and forgot to bring your briefcase to work all in the same day, its obviously bad luck.

from my primary school friend. very interesting, indeed? it makes sense, though. =)
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